I probably would!

she was just sassy

Ugh ok

someone make me breakfast

Stuck in car

Otherwise I'd make you an omelette

... I cant eat eggs

:<

😥

remember I be a vegan

What if they're eggs from a chicken with human intelligence and I trade seeds to her for some eggs?

this is why vegans get annoyed...

Just say "Nah m8"

like omnis want our respect but anytime we mention veganis people make stale jokes towards us

veganism

like its annoying when I get jokes like this all day

If they're out of the blue sure

what does that even mean?

Random.

Like given the beginning of this started with a joke about making you some breakfast... it was inevitable

Otherwise yea I can emphathise.

I mentioned veganism and you tried to justify eggs. Like I'm not offended. I'm just trying to say that those jokes are why vegans get annoyed (coz like Daisy)

A joke doesn't really justify.

but it gets real annoying

like imagine have jokes like that all day

Don't set that shit up then

"Eggs will be fine m8"

Eggs are really bad

unhealthy and unethical

You are not funny

Mine come from a small free range farm.

Free range is not good

XD

Security from predators and ample food in exchange for sterile eggs is good

like the chickens still have to make an unnatural ammount of eggs (1 a day min) and free range just means they aren't in cages and are allowed 5 minutes a day feild time

Depends on the farm

most these chickens get de beaked, male chick still get killed

They come and go from the hutch to the field, sometimes they lay eggs other times they don't

Freely*

prove it

You want me to go to my supply with a camera and film it?