grammas are the best

true

My mom woke me up by walking around the house with a singing bowl

oh

interesting

She's gone a lil loony

lmao my dad bought a violin when i was 14

he used to wake me up for school by playing it wrong

u know that screech

Rip

i played the violin for 3 years and it was shit

I stg i lost some hearing

HOT CROSS BUNS, HOT CROSS BUNS, ONE A PENNY, TWO A PENNY, HOT CROSS BUNS

lel

You didnt learn shit from playing violin if you hated it after 3 years

I played the recorder like a true musician

My sister plays the flute really bad when she wants to annoy me

yeah i didnt learn shit but my parents made me play

I wanted to play piano but I never learned

oof u cant top the recorder

i got one from dollar general once

it was not fun for the rest of the house

Lol

I had a friend in gradeschool that tried to like beatbox with it

shit was cringe

lmao

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No wings

Only burger

Thats uhh

Unfortunate

BORGER

TIME

NOW

gimmie wings

Cuntface

sad

I am not throwing away my shot

Get your flu shot

lol

steven tries is a ginger nonce