Evening

slob on my knob, like corn on the cob

Tickle my pickle for a nickle

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hey buds

Hey

uh oh vegans, looks like you're monsters too. http://www.businessinsider.com/plants-know-they-are-being-eaten-2014-10

Awww

Venture bros predicted this

fuck dude. i'm never eating 3 brownies again

I took one at 1pm, and it knocked me out

till 7am this morning

DUDE WEED LOL

i've never been that high in my life, it was way to high, i felt like i was floating.

Not doing that again. I learned my lesson

tf that sounds hella fun

I FUCK THE MUSIC

I MAKE IT CUM

I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE

HIT, HIT, HIT!

Acid is where it's at

No pressure, but *try it*

I agree.

just its 12 hrs trip

SPREAD EAGLE CROSS THE BLOCK

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There's two things mafuckers gotta know about j to the r o c, straight up, gnome saying, I spin more rhymes than a lazy Susan. And I'm innocent until my guilt is proven. Peace. Representin Sunnyvale, straight the fuck up.
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Don't do school, stay in kids, and always go to drugs, school.

What's the best thing about 21 year olds?

There's 20 of them

There's 20 of them

Mhm

Weeeaaaaak saaaauuuuuce

What's the difference between a pile of dead hookers and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

oh

What does a dead baby look like in a blender?

What

I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Cute

coffee time!

Ha it's funny because it's not something that would normally be said in polite conversation, because it refers dead children which is taboo. AHAHHAHAAHAHHAAH I'm laughing so much