What's that?

Nigga

Muh fuckin pizza on mini bagels

Scrumptious

😋

Yumo

Ikr

i am cooking pizza rn lol

Ship some to me

Or perish

nah m8

Fukoff

I can't eat pizza I'm on a diet

I'm phat

A little;)

Oof

Get off it m8

I just want a big titty goth gf ok

That's me

Marry me nigga

Naw

Nigga goin Through alot rn <:feels:280645240572870656>

i am a big booty goth

Marry me

nah

Goddammit

fuck getting married

How else am i supposed to get rich

get a fucken job

Jobs suck ass

do porn

That also *sucks ass*

*ba dum tssss*

It is 5 am holy fucc

I need to slep

Buhbye

night

Sometimes I think my cat is a bit of a queer, not there's anything wrong with that of course. It's just that he's affectionate. Like super affectionate. He's always trying to sit on my lap and rub his face on me. It's suspect behavior if you ask me. Like, I get it. We're bros and all, but even bros have to have boundaries. One time I was napping on my couch and he just jumps on my chests and rubs my face with his nose. And during this he was purring constantly, as though he was enjoying it. Isn't that a sign of deviant behavior? He didn't even say "no homo," which of course would've made everything alright. When I change my clothes he watches me, and whenever I take a piss, he's always weaving in between my legs and rubbing up against them. Like dude, my cock is out. Show some goddamn respect for my privacy. He even sleeps in the same bed as me if I forget to shut my door at night. Am I crazy, or is all that a tad odd? My cat and I have a good thing going on, and I'm worried that his latent homosexual tendencies are going to ruin things between us.

Sometimes I think my cat is a bit of a queer, not there's anything wrong with that of course. It's just that he's affectionate. Like super affectionate. He's always trying to sit on my lap and rub his face on me. It's suspect behavior if you ask me. Like, I get it. We're bros and all, but even bros have to have boundaries. One time I was napping on my couch and he just jumps on my chests and rubs my face with his nose. And during this he was purring constantly, as though he was enjoying it. Isn't that a sign of deviant behavior? He didn't even say "no homo," which of course would've made everything alright. When I change my clothes he watches me, and whenever I take a piss, he's always weaving in between my legs and rubbing up against them. Like dude, my cock is out. Show some goddamn respect for my privacy. He even sleeps in the same bed as me if I forget to shut my door at night. Am I crazy, or is all that a tad odd? My cat and I have a good thing going on, and I'm worried that his latent homosexual tendencies are going to ruin things between us.

Shit copypasta and unfunny. Posting random shit is fucking stupid, not amusing. Get help and get better social skills.

get banned