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Sometimes I think my cat is a bit of a queer, not there's anything wrong with that of course. It's just that he's affectionate. Like super affectionate. He's always trying to sit on my lap and rub his face on me. It's suspect behavior if you ask me. Like, I get it. We're bros and all, but even bros have to have boundaries. One time I was napping on my couch and he just jumps on my chests and rubs my face with his nose. And during this he was purring constantly, as though he was enjoying it. Isn't that a sign of deviant behavior? He didn't even say "no homo," which of course would've made everything alright. When I change my clothes he watches me, and whenever I take a piss, he's always weaving in between my legs and rubbing up against them. Like dude, my cock is out. Show some goddamn respect for my privacy. He even sleeps in the same bed as me if I forget to shut my door at night. Am I crazy, or is all that a tad odd? My cat and I have a good thing going on, and I'm worried that his latent homosexual tendencies are going to ruin things between us.

Sometimes I think my cat is a bit of a queer, not there's anything wrong with that of course. It's just that he's affectionate. Like super affectionate. He's always trying to sit on my lap and rub his face on me. It's suspect behavior if you ask me. Like, I get it. We're bros and all, but even bros have to have boundaries. One time I was napping on my couch and he just jumps on my chests and rubs my face with his nose. And during this he was purring constantly, as though he was enjoying it. Isn't that a sign of deviant behavior? He didn't even say "no homo," which of course would've made everything alright. When I change my clothes he watches me, and whenever I take a piss, he's always weaving in between my legs and rubbing up against them. Like dude, my cock is out. Show some goddamn respect for my privacy. He even sleeps in the same bed as me if I forget to shut my door at night. Am I crazy, or is all that a tad odd? My cat and I have a good thing going on, and I'm worried that his latent homosexual tendencies are going to ruin things between us.

Shit copypasta and unfunny. Posting random shit is fucking stupid, not amusing. Get help and get better social skills.

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Not sure if your expression of sarcasm sucks or if your iq is low enough to think that a critical comment is worthy of a ban. But since you felt the need to actually poke the mods over something so miniscule I can assume the later and determine that you are indeed of unintelligent nature. Your mother probably tried to abort you with a fucking pencil. Have a good day.

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