Hell protec

if you disapear and we never hear from you again we know whats up

your either dead or in a basement

Tell everyone I died parachuting from a pyramid

ok

Or aids

Cut off your finger and put it in your neighbors mail box. He'll think you fucked up one of his dick jumpers and be scared of you

LOL

I've always been cocky because of my size

But fuck

I can't fight 5 grown men

Maybe 2

Gotta get that attack and def to lvl 99

Bro I'm scared as shit

I shouldn't have snitched

Idk why I did

I usually am like hell yeah you sell that dope

snitches get stiches

Need me to mail my Winchester 30-30

The person I was with pressured me

Maybe you can go onto witness protection lmao

NO

Free vacation

I almost had to once

It's not a joke dude

You live in poverty

You lose your family

Your friends everything

Well damn

And if you even mention or contact them while you're in France or wherever they send you

Youre dead

They make you take a fake identity

the shit you see in movies is fake @Tpyo

You can tell no one

It's miserable

It was an option for me but I declined

I mean you have to lie to everyone

@Deleted User movies are my only source of advice here

You will never have another honest relationship with a person

become a hitman

you have many idenities