Message from @astringofrandomletters

Discord ID: 382025820279144459


2017-11-20 03:21:02 UTC  

they say 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile, but not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass

2017-11-20 03:21:56 UTC  

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby

2017-11-20 03:28:03 UTC  

***breathes***

2017-11-20 03:40:09 UTC  

<:GWinfxThink:360962782994104320>

2017-11-20 03:40:25 UTC  

😜

2017-11-20 03:41:07 UTC  

<:GWnonSataniaSpoopy:373159817268822016>

2017-11-20 03:52:10 UTC  
2017-11-20 03:52:57 UTC  

Mmrrh early bedtimes are not fun

2017-11-20 03:54:31 UTC  

What is sleep

2017-11-20 03:56:20 UTC  

A moment of blacking out before getting back to work

2017-11-20 04:01:10 UTC  

<:GWahreeSure:371317471187173377>

2017-11-20 04:32:17 UTC  

The cockroach is back and ready to smack yo

2017-11-20 04:32:23 UTC  

lets go

2017-11-20 04:32:41 UTC  

I just had to kill a spider

2017-11-20 04:32:43 UTC  

its the

2017-11-20 04:32:44 UTC  

worst

2017-11-20 04:33:31 UTC  

Was it the creepy kind or the large jumpy kind?

2017-11-20 04:34:02 UTC  

Spiders are amazing creatures.

2017-11-20 04:34:05 UTC  

Fuck OFF

2017-11-20 04:34:13 UTC  

Oh

2017-11-20 04:34:33 UTC  

I eat spiders like chips

2017-11-20 04:38:05 UTC  

tTHEY'RE ALL CREEPY

2017-11-20 04:38:09 UTC  

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY U EVEN HAD TO ASK

2017-11-20 04:38:16 UTC  

They make beautiful webs.

2017-11-20 04:38:31 UTC  

that doesn't excuse the fact

2017-11-20 04:38:34 UTC  

that they deserve to die

2017-11-20 04:38:37 UTC  

Nope.

2017-11-20 04:38:41 UTC  

Cats do.

2017-11-20 04:38:41 UTC  

YES

2017-11-20 04:38:45 UTC  

what

2017-11-20 04:38:53 UTC  

okay I agree with that

2017-11-20 04:38:55 UTC  

but not spiders

2017-11-20 04:39:07 UTC  

Cats are majestic Egyptian gods and I will never let you say something so ridiculous

2017-11-20 04:39:13 UTC  

Lolno

2017-11-20 04:39:28 UTC  

lmaoyep

2017-11-20 04:39:41 UTC  

Nonono niggie boi.

2017-11-20 04:39:50 UTC  

Bird eating spiders are da BEST

2017-11-20 04:40:10 UTC  

excuse me dogs>cats all the way

2017-11-20 04:40:20 UTC  

cats should die with spiders

2017-11-20 04:40:22 UTC  

smh