Message from @Eyemelter69

Discord ID: 388499200037486602


2017-12-08 01:13:42 UTC  

yee

2017-12-08 01:14:06 UTC  

Hmmmm

2017-12-08 01:14:41 UTC  

(In a dank cellar in the town of salem john proctor sits in his cell awaiting a special surprise from Danforth And is very excited)

Door is broken open, with a mighty crack. Deputy Governor Thomas Danforth enters. Danforth is very excited. (Smash mouth’s “All star” plays softly in background)

Danforth: john (he says, blushing)

John: Your late Dani-kun (whines)

Danforth: im sorry proctor-chann... (rubs his no no place)

(danforth opens proctor’s cell slowly and very sexual manner)

John: why do you have to be such a tease (johns throbbing erection bulging through his pants) 8========>

Danforth: I WANT TO MAKE THIS EXTRA SPECIAL (danforth status over to john very slowly)

John: I WANT YOUR MAN FLESH DANI-KUN

Danforth: (danforth ripping off his tunic to reveal his mangina, slowly walking over to sit on proctor face) eat up big boi (diddles his pubes)

John: (his erection Growing 10x its normal size) Oh no, please, let me stick it into your stinky spot

Danforth: not yet lil bitch boi i dont wanna skip the foreplay ( clit D I C C begins to expand )

Johm: My penis hurts. Please, tell me you wiped your ass when after that big spicy taco bell shit earlier

Danforth: ( lifting his buttocs from johns face) lets find out ( danforth slowly slides proctors man cock)

John: OH GOD YES REPRODUCTION FEELS SO GOOD. MY 2.527 IN DICK FEELS AMAZING TO BE REPRODUCED ON ( proctors primal urges kick in and he breaks the chains that bind him, and he grows new arms and 12 cocks)

(tank chanka looks on from the corner of the room tears streaming down his face at the sight of such immaculate love making)

Tank Chanka: (quietly) lmg, mounted and loaded… (sighs, and looks off into the starry sky)
what do you guys think of the fanfic so far

2017-12-08 01:14:49 UTC  

True

2017-12-08 01:15:16 UTC  

That text is so dense

2017-12-08 01:15:27 UTC  

My penis is dense

2017-12-08 01:15:31 UTC  

Wanna suck it for me

2017-12-08 01:15:48 UTC  

@Repzion how are you bb

2017-12-08 01:15:54 UTC  

Are you actually a fourteen year old American lil boy

2017-12-08 01:16:03 UTC  

Nup

2017-12-08 01:16:07 UTC  

That just discovered the word fuck

2017-12-08 01:16:08 UTC  

i am

2017-12-08 01:16:14 UTC  

That’s alright

2017-12-08 01:16:17 UTC  

:GWsiraPillowC:

2017-12-08 01:16:28 UTC  

I'm a 18 year old Australian boy

2017-12-08 01:16:36 UTC  

Pretty much the dam thing

2017-12-08 01:16:40 UTC  

Same

2017-12-08 01:16:42 UTC  

I can make a better fanfic

2017-12-08 01:16:43 UTC  

Fuck me

2017-12-08 01:17:00 UTC  

:nazi: :reggie: :nazi:

2017-12-08 01:17:07 UTC  

The entry level for this chat seems unregulated

2017-12-08 01:17:07 UTC  

I've made one a bout a school shooter. He was using his shotgun as a dildo for his girlfriend and he accidentally pulled the trigger

2017-12-08 01:17:16 UTC  

my friends never talked to me again

2017-12-08 01:17:39 UTC  

Meh

2017-12-08 01:17:40 UTC  

Oh I didn't know you waz an edgy chick

2017-12-08 01:17:44 UTC  

That's hot

2017-12-08 01:17:51 UTC  

gay

2017-12-08 01:17:55 UTC  

Meddle you're gay

2017-12-08 01:17:56 UTC  

You're gay

2017-12-08 01:18:06 UTC  

I'll hit you with my ukulele

2017-12-08 01:18:27 UTC  

I'm half gay

2017-12-08 01:18:48 UTC  

I'll smash my 12 string over your head.

2017-12-08 01:18:51 UTC  

You're a mutant

2017-12-08 01:18:53 UTC  

School shooters are lame

2017-12-08 01:19:05 UTC  

:GWsiraPillowC:

2017-12-08 01:19:09 UTC  

I'll use my acoustic and electric

2017-12-08 01:19:14 UTC  

Fight me

2017-12-08 01:19:19 UTC  

^

2017-12-08 01:19:29 UTC  

Please some one fight me

2017-12-08 01:19:37 UTC  

I'm literally begging you

2017-12-08 01:19:42 UTC  

I'll fight your dick