Lol ik I will

Lololol

*good times*

It's the good times

*codename for prison rape*

Ik

Don't drop the soap

Too late

I dropped it on you

Nooo

Wait

You dropped the soap nibba

Ok looks like I’m not going out to help

Dont be the cliche rookie

Please

I can’t get out of the drive and my plow truck has a dead battery

YEET

And my uncle already has a partner

Send some house current to it

Thatll charge it

Lolol

And I’m not about to shovel a half mile long drive

I can’t do that

*not about to shovel a half mile long drive for a damn kid

Drive to a cliff it's fun

I've done it before

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*not about to shovel a half mile long drive for a damn kid when it’s -20

for a missing dog maybe

tf, no

Dogs > Humans

I’d jump the truck with the loaner all though the mechanic wouldn’t like that

Eh screw it

I’ll be on duty for officers searching

I’ll plow paths

Considering there’s 8” of snow

Human+Banana=Humana

why does everyone else have snow

be PathPlowerGuy™

im in illinois, i should have fucking snow

Yeah