Someone will call me for my free apple crisp soon

that is fucking customer service at its finest

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Hi there!

Hello

Hi there <:GWwlaHug:379633581691240449>

henlo

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.

Havent we all been there tho

Who hasnt fuked a pizza

I actually just sucked off a pizza. 10/10

Hmm

Yep

Ye

i can deep throat bread sticks

Hot

sounds fun

That's hot

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What else that mouth do?

Just bread sticks?

I have no gag reflex

I need friends

Oh

I'll be your friend

Yay~

If you eat my arse

divorce

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I’ll slice it up and fry it nicely

It's just sex commie

👀

It doesn't mean anything

is sex legal in communism?

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my mom got this cheesy bread today when she was driving up to wisconsin, and oh my god its amazing

yes

ve share ze STDs

I want your STDs

Ew