Thats what a peasant would say.

I come from a wealthy line of respected nobility

:<

Wot

I make more in on hour than you could dream of making in a liftime

on hour

I came for a line of Irish terrorists

the irish made you come?

Yeah pm

Stuffed potatoes in your anus?

Maybe

I don't kiss and tell tho

I am currently under the influence of alcohol and my spelling is not a proper representitive of my true wisdom but you and i both know i am both a genius and a rich man i drink rum and coke so people aren't intimidated by my wealth and success

Here's the pantheon of peasant drinks imo : American beer, rum, vodka, tequila, wine.

so what are we allowed to drink? your mothers piss? OHHH

A true scion like me drinks single malt whisky.

a true gaylord is more like it! FUCKING REKT!!

That is what a peasant that never tasted good alcohol would say.

Dood

Vodka is good

Ok

Vodka is for peasants.

I drink it ever day

Makes me strong

You're not a peasant when you drink vodka if you're slav.

i'll have you know ive tasted alcohol straight from the teat!!!

only real slav can be respected drinking vodka.

Other ethnics are lesser beings when consuming the vodka.

real slav? now i have to fit into your imaginary group of real slavs?!!! what if i just want to drink some shitty cheap alcohol and get a buzz for cheap and i'm only half slav? am i a mudblood you cretin?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cheeki breeki i v damke

#sotriggeredineedasmokeandmorecheapbeer

MY LIPS AND ARSE HOLE ARE BURNING

Your pussy lips?

Yes

boy pussy lips

what are you so scared of?

Who

i didn't mean to type that a voice in my head was asking me a personal question

So what are you so scared of?

everything

you would be @Miffens