i didnt pay for it

guys

I almost saw Elton John in concert but I got sick and decided “man I don’t want to be crowded with fellow gays while I have the flu so imma stay home”

I'm looking for a server with a big shaq emoji

some rich dood took me on a date

okey then

sugar daddy hha

xd

he really was

**eecks dee**

dud

roasted

deported

rEKt

my dad is a pyromaniac

oh

and so am i

That escalated

we set our aunts driveway on fire

quickly

LOL

I don’t like explosions or gunshots

oo fire

my ausnts*

That’s kind of a dick move

it was fun though

at least it was a driveway

nothing got ruined except for her lawn

M Y L A W N

I feel like finding a box of gasoline laying around the yard and setting a random neighbors house on fire.

a girl in my high school likes to light random cards she has on fire

does that count

mmmaybe

my best friends like to lit my feelings on fire

noicce

must be a pyro

hot

I hate fire tbh

i dont mind

It burned down my garage two summers ago

I would rather freeze to death then burn to death