I LOVE TOADS, THEY ARE MY FAVORITE ANIMAL

IN THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD

get a cane toad, you can lick it and get high

I want an african bullfrog

and a cane toad

and watch them fight

i touched a cane toad and then licked my fingers when i was younger

kidding, I'd pet them and make them friends

my cats surprisingly have no interest in using my snake as a toy so that's nice

congrats on having good cats

How does the snake not bite you

is it a garden snake

a carpet python

centralian bredli, she is very timid and so far hasn't tried biting at all...only gets bitey when feeding obviously lol

Want to see something that bites?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6YnSXVKUiw

haha cool

I want one! :))))

thats pretty hot

you cant really hodl them though

hold*

can i put my dicc in it?

i wouldn't reccomend it

but i can?

if you had a small dick maybe

oh

sad

Jeus christ

My mom is so sexist I can't be around her

No idea what her deal is lately but everytime I hang out with her she makes horrible fucking comments and won't drop it

comments like...

Im not the nicest dude but the shit she says turns my stomach

Justifying men cheating on their spouses

For not being sexy enough

I ignore it she goes on and on

oh no

ehhhk

She'll see a decently feminine dude and go off

Henlo

"People like that disgust me ugh"

Wtf