Yeah still there.

I've had almost nothing but bad experiences with people here

Having fun?

Portland omg

At least the randos you see on the street/tram

Portland is disgusting

Were you born in Portman?

I just get really creeped out by a lot of the people

Portland

Nah, born in Bend

I miss living there

So why do you have to go to portland?

For my Birth Certificate

it was that or wait a few weeks, or pay twice the money

Plus I get to hang out with my only friend for a bit

Yeah but aren't they administered by the local authority?

Yeah

Gotta go into a government building and shit

The people there were really sweet though

That's weird

They have them in every town here

Oregon is pretty low population

Most places it wouldn't be worth it to put in a facility

Well not every town, but like every 15 miles or so.

Well the Valley isn't that big

There might be another place in Eugene but

You can still order them online

I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.

Oh no

so i go on facebook

and one of my cousins who's like 40 about is dating this chick

i just preordered dragon ball fighterz

i cannot wait

and she posted a thing about them going to this restaurant and said "I dont know whats yummier, my food or my date"

Facebook is aids

... I still have it since I don't have a phone though.

thats such a weird thing to say

who says that

on facebook too

I've seen worse.

I have an uncle who talks in those fucking text/image posting thingy. Tries to be all pseudophilosophical with it