I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.

Oh no

so i go on facebook

and one of my cousins who's like 40 about is dating this chick

i just preordered dragon ball fighterz

i cannot wait

and she posted a thing about them going to this restaurant and said "I dont know whats yummier, my food or my date"

Facebook is aids

... I still have it since I don't have a phone though.

thats such a weird thing to say

who says that

on facebook too

I've seen worse.

I have an uncle who talks in those fucking text/image posting thingy. Tries to be all pseudophilosophical with it

@everyone This is no joke Heads up!
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Sorry bout the everyone @

But yeah

Imagine still believing in this ddos shit

you can't get fucking ddosd from accepting a friend request

Eeeeh id not risk it

@Farunel what does he say

Finding the "core of your existence" and all that shit

sounds gay

your uncle is a faggot

Apparently he's a lady's man

I only liked him for the wolves anyway

but he got rid of them

*he's worthless to me now*

wHY DO PEOPLE POST IN SELFIES, BUT NOT TALK HERE? (UNCAPS)

attention lol

I don't really understand the taking pictures and sharing it with people. Does anyone remember when nobody even said their real name online?

I preordered couple weeks ago

The beta was a mess thoo

Yeah idk. Only person I send pictures to is the bf.

Yeah, that makes sense.

yo

sup

hI

my friend's cat is holding me hostage

It purrs really damn loud sitting on my lap, but my legs are asleep. TRied to put it down and it growled and hung on to my shirt <.<

pussy