hes 40 and looks like a middle schooler

i want to be embedded on mars or on a planet where people colonize

@dani(el) It's not any philosophical thing

I just don't want a funeral

Especially not with my fucking body in a casket

and everyone talking about it

I mean there's a reason for that

Honestly open casket is fucked up

i dont want to pay for shit i wont need

Also yeah that

Funerals are fucking expensive

or have my family pay for it

it's bullshit

Your family will just end up paying for it

it's exploiting death

the whole business is predicated on it

just burn my dead ass or bury me in the woods and plant a tree on me thats some spirtual shit

Unless you want them to get fined for dumping your body outside Wal-Mart

I'd rather die go missing than putting the burden of paying for a funeral on my family

Y'all want your family to drive out in the middle of nowhere with ur dead body

And burn it

ya

its what i wanted \

I'd rather be cremated

You're going to traumatize your parents

they could throw me out of a plane

Holy shit

Bro u will land somewhere

or blow my ass up with explosives

There is a reason safely disposing of dead bodies costs money

feed me to a fucking bear

Now you want your mom to find a bear

Throw you out the car and drive away

put sunglasses on me and set me on a prak bench and just leave me there and see how long it takes people to notice

edgy kids

park*

Getting your family member arrested for dropping a dead body in public seems justified compared to exploitative funeral charges

fuck it just donate me to medical research

Yeah

That's reasonable

interesting