Message from @dani(el)
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i want to get my limp body to be thrown off a bridge into oncoming traffic
if i aint gonna have a funeral when i die , i want my body to be valuably used
Okay donate it to the local necrophile
and i dont think anyone is immortal yet
I'm ok with being fed to ctows or something
Crows
andy milinokis is imortial
hes 40 and looks like a middle schooler
i want to be embedded on mars or on a planet where people colonize
I just don't want a funeral
Especially not with my fucking body in a casket
and everyone talking about it
I mean there's a reason for that
Honestly open casket is fucked up
i dont want to pay for shit i wont need
Also yeah that
Funerals are fucking expensive
or have my family pay for it
it's bullshit
it's exploiting death
the whole business is predicated on it
just burn my dead ass or bury me in the woods and plant a tree on me thats some spirtual shit
Unless you want them to get fined for dumping your body outside Wal-Mart
I'd rather die go missing than putting the burden of paying for a funeral on my family
Y'all want your family to drive out in the middle of nowhere with ur dead body
And burn it
ya
its what i wanted \
I'd rather be cremated
You're going to traumatize your parents
they could throw me out of a plane
Holy shit
Bro u will land somewhere
or blow my ass up with explosives
There is a reason safely disposing of dead bodies costs money
feed me to a fucking bear
Now you want your mom to find a bear
Throw you out the car and drive away
put sunglasses on me and set me on a prak bench and just leave me there and see how long it takes people to notice