Message from @David Sanderson

Discord ID: 428367982591344641


2018-03-28 01:38:14 UTC  

thats something someone who doesnt have a ranch would say

2018-03-28 01:38:25 UTC  

Why?

2018-03-28 01:38:30 UTC  

I have a ranch

2018-03-28 01:38:35 UTC  

300 acres of it

2018-03-28 01:38:55 UTC  

I live with my wife Gena and my three boys

2018-03-28 01:39:06 UTC  

*Gina

2018-03-28 01:39:13 UTC  

My memory is getting worse

2018-03-28 01:39:23 UTC  

fake wife fake children

2018-03-28 01:39:29 UTC  

No

2018-03-28 01:39:37 UTC  

I live here with them

2018-03-28 01:39:57 UTC  

this is all an elaborate plan to kidnap me

2018-03-28 01:40:04 UTC  

Huh?

2018-03-28 01:40:12 UTC  

This is a plan to save humanity

2018-03-28 01:40:18 UTC  

The CTMU is the future

2018-03-28 01:40:28 UTC  

Read it and accept it

2018-03-28 01:40:35 UTC  

Your fate depends on it

2018-03-28 01:40:49 UTC  

jeez, ask her out for coffee first

2018-03-28 01:41:05 UTC  

We make coffee at home

2018-03-28 01:41:10 UTC  

fear of rejection

2018-03-28 01:41:14 UTC  

i get it pal

2018-03-28 01:41:25 UTC  

I am CHRIS LANGAN

2018-03-28 01:41:32 UTC  

I AM CHRIS LANGAN

2018-03-28 01:41:37 UTC  

I AM CHRIS LANGAN

2018-03-28 01:41:42 UTC  

I AM CHRIS LANGAN

2018-03-28 01:41:47 UTC  

even chris langan has fears

2018-03-28 01:42:06 UTC  

I am married

2018-03-28 01:42:10 UTC  

Don't deny it

2018-03-28 01:42:22 UTC  

It's true and you're spending lies

2018-03-28 01:42:33 UTC  

I would advise against naming your captives as children

2018-03-28 01:42:37 UTC  

your children, even

2018-03-28 01:43:06 UTC  

You people have no hope

2018-03-28 01:43:26 UTC  

I am warning you against going against the *logos*

2018-03-28 01:43:42 UTC  

Accept reality

2018-03-28 01:43:43 UTC  

and your wife is just one of the many women who have developed Stockholm syndrome for you

2018-03-28 01:44:01 UTC  

Take that back!

2018-03-28 01:44:07 UTC  

Nasty

2018-03-28 01:44:10 UTC  

People

2018-03-28 01:44:11 UTC  

Like

2018-03-28 01:44:12 UTC  

You

2018-03-28 01:44:15 UTC  

Don't

2018-03-28 01:44:16 UTC  

me