Watch me brilliantly answer this question; https://youtu.be/VPIh1xQiuI8

no i dont want a video

i have the person in this text chat to tell me right now

Yes, talk to us

Spread your wisdom

Do you know me? Do I know you. Those are some good questions man.

yes, but its not my question

its how big is your wifes dick

Well what do you mean by "wife" and what do you mean by "dick"?

You see, it's a very complex question on multiple layers of analysis

Do you mean do I embody the *logos*. And the answer to that is; I hope so. I mean, it certainly seems like I do.

im asking if you like dick in your ass

It's the same type of question

Define your terms

What do you mean by "dick" and what do you mean by "ass"?

@memed

It's a fairly standard question

i mean are you gay for your wife]

Well no, because that's a contradiction, but what do you mean by that?

Like I cannot be gay if I lovey wife, who is a woman, but what if she's not? That's where the Postmodernists have it right.

no she just identifies as one

and im asking

how big is her penis

Like, what if she identifies as a man? She can't just impose her will on me like that. I'm not calling her a man.

That's not her choise

i dont care for what ifs

i want to know if she has a big dick

First of all, why are you asking the question? Like, why would you ask something like that?

I need you to break it down

I don't have all the information to assimilate an a priori answer to your question

idc if you have all the info you dont need it

i just want to know how big is her dick

It depends on what you mean by "know", what you mean by "big", and what you mean by "dick".

Right

meh you're boring me now lets talk about the 4 messages you sent me after i left for only 10 mins

Don't just attack me off baseless assumptions!

nah

are you that lonely ):

its okay me and @Deleted User are here for you friend

No

You're a liar!