castle big boi
how big
100 arces oflandboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
did you pay for it
withthedeathofjihads
whats a france
francedagoodcountry
how much gooder is it than others
betterdenthecuhumans
very specific
ah the real french
cuhumansarentfrenchwut
france has
im confused
cuhumans r nasti asians
thats mean
its tru
dey pillaged land dat werent ders and got ownd by bohemia
you mean the ascians from ascenia in the cordine quadrant of betelgeuse
u mean da cuhuman filth dat was stoppd bi holy warriors
exactly. they fought on mount derusu because there was no other mountain the ships could land on
lol silli cuhumans
the silliesieans too? wow
lol
lol cuhumans get PWNED
they must have thought france was ripe for pillaging after so many people lost their heads leaving only pompous high hoity toities around
kingwasnthavinit
oh that's why he bought those concubines
yeaboibuthewasatraitortothethrone
fatherwasagoodking
interesting
so the old king got 🍳 and given as a peace prize to the rest of the aliens
yeaboi
mm food
dendeygotownd
i see. that's quite elaborate. you should write a book about your family history
yes!
I'm pregnant
I just discovered that I'm God today
lolno
