you bunch of homos

God touched my anus

I didn’t notice anything was missing

I was gone for probably a month

Imma keep it real, chief

Nobody noticed

yeah, who are you again?

well, damn I feel so wanted

sarcasm

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Your shitty humor doesn't cure your repelling personality.

who?

you don't even know me

wait, dont i have a repellant personality too? D:

😄

back like a heart attack

@The.Sacred.Darkness was not a month

But I thought you were dead

I am dead. i have come to give the good news

And that is?

hell awaits us all

that he's dead, maya

No one can be saved

or he's come to talk about jesus

one of those two

😄

we are doomed

true

poor lil Joey

Jesus was a false idol. we are all doomed

These kids lighting half stick of dynamite need to die

It's not even the 4th yet

Who?

I swear, the 4th is so overrated.

One of these 4ths i'm going to fucking go camp on a mountain away from all these annoying shitty kids.

Hope they blow their hands off or get hurt.

I think every holliday is overrated now.

Its the same thing every year

i usually just walk down the street to where i can see the space needle show, watch it then go home

I'm staying home cause the vet was out of meds for my older doggo

people using fireworks annoy me though. i hate loud sudden sounds