@Sir Aggie you gotta work off to pay that chinese food niggy boy

Hiii daniel

lol a dog jumped out of the window, and busted the screen near me, and i just chased it down, picked it up, it was a massive lab, and pushed him back in as the owers weren't home

in a house

Omfg

i felt like i was breaking in ther house

Jumped out of the window

yes, head first into the screen

And broke the glass

and ripped it off

no

no broken glass

the window was open, and it was just the window screen

Provahly abusing it, if a dogtries to jump out of the window

Awww your such a hero <3

it didn't have a collar, only thing i could really do it s pick it up and shove it back in lol

it barely fit

massive fat lab

i was like 2 mara's combined

👅 <:repfedora:279423798971990027> <:repfedora:279423798971990027> <:repfedora:279423798971990027> <:repfedora:279423798971990027>

YIKES

LOL

poor dog

a special dog being able to be held by king daniel ❤

doges are best pets

im tried of crashing

uh oh

Derjesus looks like teenage Cory Feldman.

Errrrr, Corey.

same

Omfg. That's pretty funny. Glad it was you instead of someone else who would've screamed and called the cops

All Hail god emporer Dan

🤢

```Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?```

oof

I fully respect the hair game

All hail daddy daniel <:nazi:235272942882258944> <:repfedora:279423798971990027>

oof

Daddy is gross

Awful nickname

I think it can be kinda cute honesty.