Message from @Local Doomguy

Discord ID: 491279687117438986


2018-09-17 10:43:31 UTC  

Fucking is fun

2018-09-17 10:43:39 UTC  

But come on

2018-09-17 11:11:45 UTC  

Yeah fucking in water sucks

2018-09-17 11:12:24 UTC  

Shower scenes are so popular but you pretty much have to totally be out of the water because the steam dries you right out

2018-09-17 11:12:52 UTC  

And how was I using virgin as an insult I meant it literally lol

2018-09-17 12:41:06 UTC  

So that’s why you can’t find many videos of people having sex in a pool

2018-09-17 12:50:37 UTC  

I came across a video where a girl was sitting on the edge of the pool, and another girl was eating her out, I wondered why they weren’t in the pool other than the obvious submerged head.

2018-09-17 12:50:49 UTC  

I actually looked into it further

2018-09-17 12:50:58 UTC  

Apparently there is a drowning fetish

2018-09-17 15:33:58 UTC  

all kinds of asphtsixated type fetishes

2018-09-17 15:35:22 UTC  

unless someone is 30 using virgin as an insult is retarded.

2018-09-17 15:38:54 UTC  

dont care, virgin

2018-09-17 15:39:13 UTC  

rather be a virgin than a degenerate <:mlgdoge:280634772307443714>

2018-09-17 15:54:58 UTC  

Better to pay someone to act out your fetishes before getting into a relationship than to let your girlfriend know six months in and open yourself up to being called a sick fuck by someone you care for

2018-09-17 15:55:19 UTC  

At least thats how I see it

2018-09-17 15:56:24 UTC  

Onion boy agrees, except he put the cart before the horse

2018-09-17 16:07:47 UTC  

onion boy? Also kek yeah that would suck

2018-09-17 16:09:22 UTC  

Onision

2018-09-17 16:09:32 UTC  

Leafy called him Onion Boy

2018-09-17 16:09:48 UTC  

And cuck boy

2018-09-17 16:10:04 UTC  

And a fucking 30 year old man

2018-09-17 16:10:47 UTC  

oooh lol yeah onision is a major cuck. I'd say a pedophile.

2018-09-17 16:12:34 UTC  

Polygamy always leads to bad endings ironically. People need to stop being degenerates and have children.

2018-09-17 17:49:46 UTC  

Why would you be in a relationship with someone before knowing their fetishes

2018-09-17 18:43:00 UTC  

Fetishes are usually things you discuss after you already have that base level of intimacy as partners

2018-09-17 18:50:12 UTC  

You: “Hey babe, you looking to try some BDSM? I got all the gear at home”

VS.

You: “I think the sex is getting a bit boring, maybe we should do something to spice it up.”
Her: “Anything you had in mind?”

2018-09-17 19:51:28 UTC  

I know people well enough to know whether they like wax or bondage before I'mma date them

2018-09-17 20:11:32 UTC  

anyone else having issues with discord updating?

2018-09-17 20:22:49 UTC  

no

2018-09-17 20:37:36 UTC  

ehhhh I feel like that would be pretty okay as long as you hadn't had sex because then you're withholding something very important to the partner.

2018-09-17 20:38:07 UTC  

"yeah so I know we had vanilla sex but I lowkey actually want to fist you"

2018-09-17 21:44:08 UTC  

Do you guys know who JMAA is?

2018-09-17 21:44:16 UTC  

He's so based

2018-09-17 22:36:56 UTC  

if u dont like anal ur retarded fag

2018-09-17 22:37:33 UTC  

or som basi bitch vanilla virgin

2018-09-17 22:43:47 UTC  

or youve tried it and just werent into it

2018-09-17 22:44:25 UTC  

or a chick and dont want stuff in your ass

2018-09-17 23:04:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228754920050786315/491383982433239040/unknown.png

2018-09-17 23:21:30 UTC  

LOL

2018-09-17 23:21:36 UTC  

anal is degenerate