Message from @avocadopit

Discord ID: 491408545024311307


2018-09-17 16:12:34 UTC  

Polygamy always leads to bad endings ironically. People need to stop being degenerates and have children.

2018-09-17 17:49:46 UTC  

Why would you be in a relationship with someone before knowing their fetishes

2018-09-17 18:43:00 UTC  

Fetishes are usually things you discuss after you already have that base level of intimacy as partners

2018-09-17 18:50:12 UTC  

You: “Hey babe, you looking to try some BDSM? I got all the gear at home”

VS.

You: “I think the sex is getting a bit boring, maybe we should do something to spice it up.”
Her: “Anything you had in mind?”

2018-09-17 19:51:28 UTC  

I know people well enough to know whether they like wax or bondage before I'mma date them

2018-09-17 20:11:32 UTC  

anyone else having issues with discord updating?

2018-09-17 20:22:49 UTC  

no

2018-09-17 20:37:36 UTC  

ehhhh I feel like that would be pretty okay as long as you hadn't had sex because then you're withholding something very important to the partner.

2018-09-17 20:38:07 UTC  

"yeah so I know we had vanilla sex but I lowkey actually want to fist you"

2018-09-17 21:44:08 UTC  

Do you guys know who JMAA is?

2018-09-17 21:44:16 UTC  

He's so based

2018-09-17 22:36:56 UTC  

if u dont like anal ur retarded fag

2018-09-17 22:37:33 UTC  

or som basi bitch vanilla virgin

2018-09-17 22:43:47 UTC  

or youve tried it and just werent into it

2018-09-17 22:44:25 UTC  

or a chick and dont want stuff in your ass

2018-09-17 23:04:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228754920050786315/491383982433239040/unknown.png

2018-09-17 23:21:30 UTC  

LOL

2018-09-17 23:21:36 UTC  

anal is degenerate

2018-09-18 00:41:59 UTC  

Poop

2018-09-18 00:42:07 UTC  

On yo dick

2018-09-18 00:44:11 UTC  

So I go on pornhub

2018-09-18 00:44:13 UTC  

Right?

2018-09-18 00:44:23 UTC  

I take a look at the front page

2018-09-18 00:44:43 UTC  

Most of it still that step-family trash

2018-09-18 00:45:07 UTC  

But something stood out

2018-09-18 00:45:50 UTC  

Apparently, someone bought a sex doll that looks quite life-like, video taped it, and uploaded it to the web

2018-09-18 00:45:57 UTC  

It is fucking terrifying

2018-09-18 00:46:33 UTC  

Hot

2018-09-18 00:46:47 UTC  

One of the preview images looks like a girl was poisoned, died, and had her shirt unbuttoned

2018-09-18 00:46:56 UTC  

It is not hot

2018-09-18 00:47:03 UTC  

Nightmare fuel

2018-09-18 01:30:20 UTC  

dan fucks his dogs

2018-09-18 01:58:46 UTC  

Truth

2018-09-18 01:59:14 UTC  

@MySatellite All women love a sneaky double knuckler thrown up the chute

2018-09-18 04:36:11 UTC  

i am never in here when its active

2018-09-18 08:45:38 UTC  

Same

2018-09-18 09:45:02 UTC  

Life is short.

2018-09-18 11:03:00 UTC  

pornhub always has imcest related videos

2018-09-18 11:03:04 UTC  

shot is weird af

2018-09-18 15:47:13 UTC  

"Haha look at these weeiiird fetish videos on pornhub!! I-Its not like I watch any of them"