your a dude?

my a dude?

we should totally meet up and record a new version of this music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYF2mT-yy4o

@Blaundee woah rich people food the size of my balls

wassabi cake

that plate was $8

served at a pub

bet the tax was $50

What even is that?

tuna tartar

avocado spreading on top with some fish eggs

Are fish eggs even legal? Lobster eggs aren’t

Caviar

i wouldnt put it in the class of caviar

Caviar is salted sperm though

Oh

No

That isn’t it

Roe is just the eggs or sperm

Caviar is a particular preparation of them

Oh

I might rewatch breaking bad

Strongly recommend The Wire

if you havent seen it

Avocado is fantastic when it’s on other things, but by itself it’s not much to write home about.

I had some bombass roast

The meat was <:HyperBee:507376328631123968>

I’ve been trying a vegan diet this month, and every time I see steak I’m just like uggghhh

Get inside me

Death to vegans

Most are insufferable, I’ll agree.

```The table's flipped now we got all the coconuts bitch```

```Burmese babies in each arm, screaming beautiful songs```

If I keep going with it, I’ll probably go pescatarian, I’ve been wanting to make some salmon.

```Soon your crew will be serving sandwiches named after me, Vietnamese style, fool, please```

I feel loved

❤ @avocadopit

Woah

☺ 💕

I learned that rob zombie and his wife are actually vegans