Message from @H.P. Fuckcraft

Discord ID: 540013531156971530


2019-01-30 03:37:10 UTC  

Right?

2019-01-30 03:37:20 UTC  

Hi

2019-01-30 03:37:24 UTC  

Name one fucken war the Swiss have been in

2019-01-30 03:37:37 UTC  

Why the fuck is there a swiss army knife

2019-01-30 03:37:44 UTC  

They have never been to war

2019-01-30 03:37:52 UTC  

Why do they need a knife

2019-01-30 03:37:58 UTC  

Let alone a bloody army?

2019-01-30 03:38:24 UTC  

Also

2019-01-30 03:38:30 UTC  

Writers of the smurfs

2019-01-30 03:38:33 UTC  

Bloody hell

2019-01-30 03:38:38 UTC  

“Smurf”

2019-01-30 03:38:45 UTC  

Is not a fucken adjective

2019-01-30 03:38:45 UTC  

Lol

2019-01-30 03:38:49 UTC  

dood

2019-01-30 03:38:58 UTC  

We need to talk about your penis

2019-01-30 03:39:14 UTC  

You can’t just write the smurfs, put in the word smurf and double the length of the fucken scrips

2019-01-30 03:39:46 UTC  

“Oh its the smurfiest smurf I ever smurfily smurfily-“ FUCK OFF, alright?!

2019-01-30 03:40:09 UTC  

I hade a mate once who played a drinking game where he had to down one every time he heard the word smurf

2019-01-30 03:40:22 UTC  

ok dood guy

2019-01-30 03:40:27 UTC  

And he died of a fucken brain hemorrhage before the first ad break

2019-01-30 03:40:58 UTC  

@Local Doomguy I’m in vc we have to talk

2019-01-30 03:41:16 UTC  

Bloody parking inspectors too

2019-01-30 03:41:24 UTC  

“Oh, I wanna be hitler”

2019-01-30 03:41:27 UTC  

Get fucked

2019-01-30 03:51:17 UTC  

lewis you faggot

2019-01-30 03:52:04 UTC  

Cant speak rn. I'll get my phone though

2019-01-30 04:11:10 UTC  

why is mr repzion in the shadbase server

2019-01-30 04:11:14 UTC  

i’m scared

2019-01-30 04:15:02 UTC  

I'll be back in like 5

2019-01-30 04:15:07 UTC  

K Kate

2019-01-30 04:15:11 UTC  

🎯🌚

2019-01-30 04:19:14 UTC  

🍉 👍🏿
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🤰🏿 👎🏿 👎🏿 👎🏿

2019-01-30 04:19:27 UTC  

🍉 👍🏿
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🤰🏿 👎🏿 👎🏿 👎🏿

2019-01-30 04:27:28 UTC  

did someone @ me

2019-01-30 04:32:59 UTC  
2019-01-30 04:33:56 UTC  

why

2019-01-30 04:34:52 UTC  

@KC1994 is that you lee

2019-01-30 05:51:40 UTC  

@Plasma lol get banned son

2019-01-30 05:51:43 UTC  

Hahaha

2019-01-30 05:54:36 UTC  

Hello! ^-^

2019-01-30 05:58:37 UTC  

Hi