Message from @Everyone's Mother
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@LJL Please do not tag Dan unless it is something important.
@Deleted User Kore wa ลkina dลseiai-shadesu ka?
why is that banned lmfao
idk thats really fucking gay
can we have homophobic slurs back, please?
f a g g o t
fag
very useful bot
who the fuck is ocean
Your god
fat chance retard
Ugh, it's good to be home
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I went out for my birthday,and my friend said that they'd pay for my meal, but changed his mind last minute.
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@Everyone's Mother that's so not cool
Btw Happy Birthday
It's actually on Monday
it someone b day happy birthday
@Everyone's Mother happy Bday on monday
Sieg
Being a white male in modern day has turned my warm heart cold
Free Turps
||I go to the bank and get around 2000 pennies a week, (yes the tellers look at me weirdly) then when I get home I shove them all up my ass.
Thats when its time to hit the convenience stores I usually run in sometimes I buy a bottle of water to mask my activity but more often than not I go straight to the take-a-penny tray and drop in 5 or 10 pennies.
After that its time to give back to the homeless (I live in Oregon so theres no shortage) I drop in about 50-100 ass pennies to each cup they always thank me so kindly so im well known with this community.
I do this every day of the week and my wife helps me too most of the time at the end of the week im outta of change. Heres the kicker ive been doing this for 14 years, there are 52 weeks in a year thats 104,000 pennies
after 14 years this number jumps to 1,456,000 pennies if you live in the Pacific Northwest and have bought something with cash theres big odds youve held one of my ass pennies.
In my entire carreer that means right now in current U.S. circulation there are over 1,450,000 mil pennies that have have been lodged in my asshole.
My ass is a personal minting machine if you were to play my life at 50x speed you would see pennies flying into my ass and into the hands of the Oregon people.||
anyway
women and men can platonically be friends.
True
Im reading my old tweets and deleting them because i was so cringy
leave them, you're gonna regret it
Gay
someone give me $10
Sure
You wonโt
*game of thrones theme song*
*surprised pikachu*
I'm pregnant
*red wedding*
Blaundee is coming with "im pregnanter"
IM PREGNANTEST