Being a white male in modern day has turned my warm heart cold

Free Turps

||I go to the bank and get around 2000 pennies a week, (yes the tellers look at me weirdly) then when I get home I shove them all up my ass.
Thats when its time to hit the convenience stores I usually run in sometimes I buy a bottle of water to mask my activity but more often than not I go straight to the take-a-penny tray and drop in 5 or 10 pennies.
After that its time to give back to the homeless (I live in Oregon so theres no shortage) I drop in about 50-100 ass pennies to each cup they always thank me so kindly so im well known with this community.
I do this every day of the week and my wife helps me too most of the time at the end of the week im outta of change. Heres the kicker ive been doing this for 14 years, there are 52 weeks in a year thats 104,000 pennies
after 14 years this number jumps to 1,456,000 pennies if you live in the Pacific Northwest and have bought something with cash theres big odds youve held one of my ass pennies.
In my entire carreer that means right now in current U.S. circulation there are over 1,450,000 mil pennies that have have been lodged in my asshole.
My ass is a personal minting machine if you were to play my life at 50x speed you would see pennies flying into my ass and into the hands of the Oregon people.||

anyway

women and men can platonically be friends.

True

Im reading my old tweets and deleting them because i was so cringy

leave them, you're gonna regret it

Gay

someone give me $10

Sure

You won’t

*game of thrones theme song*

*surprised pikachu*

I'm pregnant

*red wedding*

Blaundee is coming with "im pregnanter"

IM PREGNANTEST

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My biggest fear is teen pregnancy

@Deleted User you wanna fight pal?

fuck off

retard

weeb

go away

daniel ban the N I G G I E S

they r fookin out of control

you need thicker skin

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Wow epic

u need to not be black

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I'm whiter than your crusading ass son

You can’t get much more white than french

Unfortunately

I hate the French

@Sir Aggie quit with trying to get pasted the bot so you can say the N-word

WHAT

Bitch

Fucking CENSOR BOT