from what I've heard, they wanted to be their own soverign nation. Not to mention the north had slaves too

The Confederacy: America's tracksuit sex offender

grade school lied about marijuana and Thomas Edison, so... it's not farfetched to think the same about the civil war

some people, like that VA, take stuff at face value

"Oh! Trump's running a sex trafficking ring! I know it's true because when I read it on Facebook, it didn't end with 'lol'"

I hate Trump, but I'm not gonna slander him cause that'll just martyrise him

i wont be surprised if in the future we have to learn about trumps tweets in text books

kinda like how there are kids today that learn about 9/11 in text books

I honestly don't want to give a crap about today's crotchgoblins

whats said is i want to be a mother someday

Y’all are fucking wild in this server jesus christ

sad*

if I end up making Fortnite 3D content that some mouth-breathing 12 year old likes, hey that's great. If not, that's great. I got my pay check, so fuck that kid

@cheejiburga CAN'T STOP WONT STOP!!

that and the idea of sex makes me squeamish... and relationships I'm no good at because the girl becomes utterly annoying within days for me, and I'm sure if I ever got married, we'd fight and she'd test my short fuse to the point I'd emotionally abuse her .... TL;DR 12 year old version: I must be gay

despite the fact I've got my fuse blown by guys all the same

@cheejiburga 🦍

APE

What do you want

IMMA JUST LEAVE THIS HERE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6E96uHqcO8

Crotch goblins

I prefer the term

I want to share my phones 🦍 emoji

Over-developed jizz-wad

murder is just late term abortion

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i prefer failed late term abortion

hmm

that's attempted murder

lol

Local doomguy 👹😈

Demons

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Anyone remember messaging machines? Anyone remember that idiotic parents would think it was cute to let their kids record the outgoing message? Ever remember how it wasn’t?

“Hi my name is stacy im five yearsoldmyparentscantcometothephonerightnowbdkabrksocjwnekfkenekgkfjdjsjtolafanabam- Beeeeeeeeeep”

“Here’s me message stacy... I’m coming over to your house with a big knife. Then I’m gonna kill mommy and daddy. Then I’m gonna peel off their skin and make a funny hat. Then I’m gonna take out my huge ding dong and stick it right in your- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP”

That’s george carlin before one of you calls the FBI on me

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I'm a 🌭

I get nervous around people who use emojis too much and you are no exception

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Cat emoji

I'm Daniels friend so I'm allowed to use infinite emoji movie