why do we function the way we do

why do we live only to die

This might get everyone to hate me but. I hate pizza with sauce.

Because we're in a matrix

were in a simulation of a simulation of a simulation X infinity

@Vote Kathy 2020 Neapolitan Pizza 4ever

I’m not supposed to eat sausage or meat with milk, but I usually get sausage pizza without sauce.

@Vote Kathy 2020 I don't prejudge someone for one or two things I have disabilities so I know what it's like to be called weird and I embrace my disabilities because they are a part of me and I hate myself for being too clingy

we only live to die to eat pizza

I should be trying to keep kosher but. Papa John’s.

pizza is the only way

Not true. Ice cream.

Now I’m hungry.

how dare

I’m gonna chug my protein shake since that’s all I can eat.

Have a cheat day kathy

No I legit can’t chew.

My wisdom teeth removal surgery (plus two others) was like “fivE DAYS TO RECOVER BICTH”

rip you.

ive got an exam in an hour.

Fuuuuuuuck

I know your pain bugsy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os8V1EZNI8A

^whackjob

That guy?

yes

Remarkable achievement.

^real pizza

Mmmmmmmmmmm give me that and I'll kill it in 5 minutes

Mmmmmmm

BEST

VEGETIARIAN

PIZZA

EVER

and I'm an omnivore

I had a mouth orgasm just from its look

@Volga99 Good luck!

Who?

I got drunk last night with ex friends i used to hang out 3 years ago