for all I know they might throw a fucking gator at me

I mean if they want to fuck on a lawn under the stars be my fucking guest

So you wouldn't confront me?

some dude from florida got charged with assault with a deadly weapon
FUCKER ROBBED THE PLACE WITH A GATOR

Hhahahahaha

Sounds about right

only people from florida would even try that shit

You ever been to Tennessee

People keep fucking mountain lions up here lol

People from the sticks of Tennessee are frightening

Or really anywhere in the stick of Appalachia

Australians are like also formidable but they seem more sane

I knew a guy from tennessee he told me there are a bunch od rednecks there

South had a pretty bad opiod crisis

so it makes crazy people even worse

I'm a northerner

up in minnesota

rarely visit the south

Florida native, Colorado resident

I've never been further north than va lol

I've been to Minnesota on but one occasion

Lmfao

I've been to several southern states on vacation but we never stay all too long
also people in the south kinda seem to talk slower
that or I just talk too fast

Just almost had a car wreck

Oh yeah no dude definitely people here talk so slow it drives me crazy lol

My dad's from NY and I picked up on his speed

Most northerners (usually in the northeast but the Great Lakes region too) tend to talk stupid fast

Of course, life in those regions also tends to be fairly fast paced

I was talking to someone from there and I could see them trying to keep up

I felt bad

It's unironically because they're retarded

Our average IQ and reading level is depressing

oof

I think the average adult here has a 4th grade reading level

oofers

Too many coke heads

I love the South, I think it's got a lot of neat stuff and really pretty scenery and nifty monuments if you know where to go, but damn does it need some help

Most people here can't afford coke

It's considered a rich persons drug here lmfao

What part of the South?

cocaine is hella expensive for how little effect it has