it aint

oof

D: What

What's wrong?*

Hey, everyone, did you know our revolution wasn't actually a revolution because we lost battles?

According to @princess

Bitchhhhhh

the fk

I meant the french 😂😂

#nicesave

...

Wow

Literally retarded.

Today is the day the dumb British got bitch slapped by farmers and then let Muslims into their country lol.

I don't get what you

mean, sorry. *

The. British. Got. Bitch. Slapped. By. Farmers.

Lol beat dey ass raw

Just like Daniel Beats Maya when he crams his dick in her butthole.

I'm going to pretend I know what you are talking about. 😛

Dudes I just saw fireworks get hit by lightning and it was weird.

I havent showered in.... 5 days

😅

And I still wont be able to until tomorrow

I'm dusty as hell rn from the desert

@Lā_Montagne_Sacré I saw that at a baseball game, and it was neat

@Farunel that’s gnarly.

And yeah it’s bananas. Real cool actually.

Also fireworks while it rains is pretty cool too

Content Creators this month are making it easy as duck to pull out brooooo.

It is gnarly lol

My body feels pretty clean since I've soaked in the hot springs a fuck ton but my hair is a ratty mess rn

HAPPY JULY F(WHORE)TH BITCHES!!!!!:🇺🇸🇺🇸 be proud of your CUMtry as you fight for your freedom to FUCK 💦😩 don't be independent today, find yourself a FOUNDING DADDY to shoot his FIREWORKS into you if you want a sexy freedom fighter to give you his hotdog just yell "THE REDCOATS ARE CUMMING"it doesn't matter if you're a down-ass ALEXANDER HAMILTON type bitch or shy and thick like BENJAMIN FRANKLIN send this to 10 other freedom lovin' sluts or you'll be thrown away like tea into the water don't forget your Independence Day CUMMIES!!!

I just jizzed my pants after reading that.

The patriotism is strong in you @Chlo

💦

@Sir Aggie ur mum literally gay

Jesus Christ

I singed a nice layer of skin off of my hand while lighting a firework

hot

I’m in