*Fuck portland, honestly*

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Yes

because of the lessons learned from east coast cities

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And I thought portland was confusing

put ``` on either side of ur message

`i know this one`

Oh

I swear blaundee has a bot to queue his messages

Either quotes or pictures of food

i dont........

I knooooow

*Just saying. It's like regularly scheduled programming*

okay i have to drive home now so ill see yall in about half an hour xoxo

👍

Keep talking

Text and drive I swear its safe

That reminds me of my dad

https://youtu.be/V8U_UGC0sMw

*Meal for ants*

This trailer makes me too happy

Tonight I had mashed potatoes (With fuck tons of cheese and other baked potato ingredients), and then pork cooked with garlic olives and wine 🤔

I dont really like pork but cooked with enough wine and garlic, sure.

Imagine being able to drink alcohol

I can't wait to grow up so I can finally become and alcoholic

Cooked wine isnt alcoholic :P

Cooks all the alcohol out and leaves the flavor

Oh I didnt know that

My mum's a good cook

*Proper Italian woman*

Alllso you can drink some alcohol while under adult supervision in USA I believe.

**Hmmmm**

Parental guidance, I guess.

Good to know

I think it's parents or guardians, but maybe other family. I never really read up on it as I had no interest in drinking until I was already almost 21 lol

... Even still dont do much. I did go through some months where I'd do shots and PvP in TESO with some friends

*Wait how old are you*

22 lol