he’s beauuuutiful

i think hes gay

yeah he's definitely gay

look at those gay hands

cute

jazz hands

Anyways this kinda sucks cuz I never go on vacation

And now I'm stuck babysitting this cup

hmmm. are you there with anyone else who can babysit him while u swim

yeah some of my fam is coming later today

a bunch of kids were trying to stomp him

CHILDREN ARE evil i stg

Children are the worst kinds of STDs

If you like Fire Emblem or FGO, pls join my friends server it dead.

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my grandma somehow lost about 3 gallons of bourbon in her apartment so I gotta go find them now

fun times

Chiggas

what the fuck lmao

HOW DO YOU LOSE 3 gallons of bourbon

in an apartment

sksk

Stupidity

Oh it’s grandma

She probably put it somewhere it doesn’t belong

I’ve put my glasses in the freezer by accident once.... I’ve also lost them while I was wearing them

rip

she has Alzheimer's so who knows where it went

oof

She thinks an employee stole it

but last year she also was 100% convinced that my cousin stole this tiny cup from a decorative monkey in her house

and we literally could not find it anywhere and have no idea where the fuck it was but we came to visit her and the cup was back

and we asked about it and she was like yeah i dunno it just came back

like.......... ok

my cousin lives in colorado and we live in chicago btw

he did not steal the cup

imagine stealing a cup

I want to sleep...
But my pills wont let me...

I guess more black circles under my eyes for me...

turn off the phone

or comp

No its my daytime pills I tried to fall back asleep but I cant catch a nap
They stimulate me so I am not stupid and crazy with my adhd but I cant sleep until I take my nights and they day were off