literally 12 years old

morning !

chlorine is toxic to them dumbass

I'm not gonna let him die

morning

KEEP THE FROG

and also? water parks are the shit ok

There's a river in my yard

with tons of frogs

so he's going there

good!

*good*

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he’s beauuuutiful

i think hes gay

yeah he's definitely gay

look at those gay hands

cute

jazz hands

Anyways this kinda sucks cuz I never go on vacation

And now I'm stuck babysitting this cup

hmmm. are you there with anyone else who can babysit him while u swim

yeah some of my fam is coming later today

a bunch of kids were trying to stomp him

CHILDREN ARE evil i stg

Children are the worst kinds of STDs

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my grandma somehow lost about 3 gallons of bourbon in her apartment so I gotta go find them now

fun times

Chiggas

what the fuck lmao

HOW DO YOU LOSE 3 gallons of bourbon

in an apartment

sksk

Stupidity

Oh it’s grandma

She probably put it somewhere it doesn’t belong

I’ve put my glasses in the freezer by accident once.... I’ve also lost them while I was wearing them

rip

she has Alzheimer's so who knows where it went