i only go to 3 places in wisconsin

Cross a timezone

the dells, baraboo, and door county

im in chicagoland so wisconsin is like right there

Idk the waterparks I don't go to aren't all slides

They're like mechanical rides with pools

what

like a rollercoaster

that drops into a pool

they have one of those at one of the kalahari parks

im more of a fan of the lost world park at the wilderness hotel

Idk might just go to a parrot zoo

I have a sunburn all over my body

a parrot zoo

oh im literally allergic to the sun lol

i get a rash all over my arms and face

and no im not talking about sunburn im not that stupid

im also allergic to citric acid and i didn't know that until i was like 17 bc i thought the reason people didn't like sour candy was bc it made them feel like their face was melting bc that's how it made me feel because of the high citric acid content

and then i actually said i love how it makes my face feel to someone and they were like. what

Lol

cock and ball torture

sorry ive been doing homework

like some kind of nerd

sorry i want an education, karen

my sisters fiance is coming back from a powerlifting competition and we are getting him a pizza for his efforts

pizza is nice

any1 else want a pizza

yes

always

pizza is so aids

okay, fuck you too

i only genuinely like papa johns and chicago style pizza

the rest is meh

what is wrong with you guys

pizza is so damn good

im lactose intolerant

and??

vegan pizza

it exists

ok........... worm

my friend cant eat gluten and he still devours pizzas