what do you mean what's my deal

why u keep goin to waterparks

i get sick of em after like half an hour

I've just gone twice this summer

Ive gone once

Sorry twice

In my life

what kind of waterparks are you going to wtf

Second time was last week

you can't even ride a rollercoaster in half an hour

u ever been to the wisconsin dells

First time was like 10 years ago

I have never had the displeasure of visiting Wisconsin

that place barren

wisconsin dells is the waterpark capital of the world

I used to go to waterparks all the time as a kid

Im close im in indiana

I could drive like what 9 hours to wisconsin

i only go to 3 places in wisconsin

Cross a timezone

the dells, baraboo, and door county

im in chicagoland so wisconsin is like right there

Idk the waterparks I don't go to aren't all slides

They're like mechanical rides with pools

what

like a rollercoaster

that drops into a pool

they have one of those at one of the kalahari parks

im more of a fan of the lost world park at the wilderness hotel

Idk might just go to a parrot zoo

I have a sunburn all over my body

a parrot zoo

oh im literally allergic to the sun lol

i get a rash all over my arms and face

and no im not talking about sunburn im not that stupid

im also allergic to citric acid and i didn't know that until i was like 17 bc i thought the reason people didn't like sour candy was bc it made them feel like their face was melting bc that's how it made me feel because of the high citric acid content

and then i actually said i love how it makes my face feel to someone and they were like. what

Lol

cock and ball torture

sorry ive been doing homework

like some kind of nerd