me: mom im queer
my mom: that's fine just not while family is over

thanks mother

Honestly my parents lmaoooo. Especially with the trans thing.

are we still talking about that lmfao

tell samply no we're not

No, I don't think so. Are we?

they blocked me bc i'm not transphobic

i dunno, i just saw the word "trans" and i was like "not this whole fuckin thing again"

👀

Sorry. I was bringing up a different group of transphobes 😂

i hate when spotify ads are for lesser known artists

i was just like

wtf is this song ive never heard it before why is it on this playlist

o ok

lol

and then it was like "Hi if you like this song pls check out my album uwu"

and im just like get outta here

anyways hru

fuckn trickin me into listening to their stuff

I hate that. It's worse on Google Music.

this is barely related but it just reminded me

@samply I'm dead inside, and you?

same lol

got my hair done

Cool.

and im terrified of water as of now

im not wasting 70 bucks so quickly

Dihydrogen monoxide? Terrifying

yeah ikr

Imagine paying 70 bucks for a hair cut

when i was little my dad bought a car that had like a speaker in the back behind the seats and my siblings and i were sittin back there when he got it and he was like "who wants mcdonalds" and we all said "mee" of course bc we wanted tha nuggies and he turned onn the radio at the same time and some talk show was on and this deep ass voice from right behind me goes "Me." and i was shook

That's some high quality H2O

lol $70 isnt bad for a good haircut

but if you have short hair youre getting ripped off

@Deleted User theyre the only place that speak english here

and do blowdrying

since apparently braids are the only things that exists

@heartattac the first jumpscare

lol

god im so cold

I have hair down to my butt and a dye job is like easily over $100