kids are so cute the first time they get drunk

no not really

@dani(el) fight me

they be like "omgggg I was soooo drunk hehe did I act crazzzzyy or what"

what'd you even have

Idk

I realized that I'm a gigantic lightweight

I think 6 beers

And I wasnt that drunk

But whenever I get a bit drunk i start talking about not needing body parts

Was curious which one I picked this time

what up my glip glops

Aight

whaddup

i hope everyone's having a rad day 💕

I'm trying to, I'm in this B's training for my work

oh god

fckn my heart is with you dude

The trai et also sucks, there's long pauses between him talking

Trainer

sup

my mom keeps taking my car while im asleep and today she woke me up and was like how do i turn off the lights and i was like ????? Its 9:45am and she was like the yellow lights and i was like. lock the car. she doesn't know how to use a normal car anymore because she got one with all the sensors and a gps and that locks automatically when the keys aren't nearby

and now for whatever fucking reason she takes mine and without telling me and then doesn't ever lock it

like there have been a fuckton of car robberies in our area lately and she just. moves my car without telling me and doesn't lock it

Hide the keys

what the fuck

SHE HAS HER OWN KEY TO THIS CAR AND IDK WHERE SHE KEEPS IT

and she also puts it in our garage at a fucking angle

and when my dad comes home and his car is in there too its so fucking difficult to get it out

and she keeps telling me she's worried about me driving this car bc she doesn't think i know how to drive (?????????)

Everything about this is just like. Mildly annoying

she has her own car idk why she wants to use mine all the fuckin time

creeper

awww man

so we back in the mine

reeeeeeeee

Bought a spaceship now I'm a space cadet

Big white mansion is my habitat

Aim a lot of sticks like it's laser tag

Fuck a rich bitch havin rich sex

@Shattered i hate you so much rn