About 5 months

Ohhh. She's a juvie then.

You may have to just ride it out

Birds are fucking dicks when they're juvies

I hope to God she isn't like this for 15 years LOL

I don't think so, ours was a lot like that until she hit 3 or 4. She was a youngin when we got her

The only thing she'll hold still for is a hair dryer

She really likes those

Started out ridiculously sweet them turned into a twat

Lol

Now she's a slightly less of a twat that listens

My starling used to throw tantrums when he was a juvie. He'd literally throw himself at the ground repeatedly. Looked like a seizure

needs to be a bird whisperer

Idk if there's such thing as a juvie whisperer

*They're monsters*

i can't get her to eat vegetables either

it's so foreign to me

guinea pigs will scarf down like 2 cups of vegetables I'm not used to having picky eaters

Birds are a different demon

We have a 29 year old blue crown who wont eat veggies either

yeah it feels kinda disrespectful tbh

We can get her to eat some fruits but thats it

like they have no appreciation lol

LOL

No, they don't appreciate things. They expect them.

this is why I'm adopting kids if I ever have any

an orphan can't tell me "I didn't ask for you to have me!"

LOL

rip

Kinda feel the same tbh

But I dont think I'd even adopt

*Kids are not for me*

Yeah kids fucking suck

I barely tolerate my 1 nephew lol

my brothers autistic and all he talks about is fucking Markiplier man

he is 100% effective birth control

I tried to watch a markiplier video for the first time the other day

He's obnoxious as fuck

I've never seen his videos tbh

I hadnt either but it popped up in my feed at one point so I figured I at least try

But nop