the hell

You rank as fuck then

Heh

me and my ex were once asleep in the same room as a mosquito n he woke up in bites and i was jus 😐

my parents are trying to talk politics to me :(they were like 'you probably think we're crazy because we're old'
NO YOU'RE A FUCKING ANTI-VAXXER. DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT 'do your research' AND 'don't believe everything you hear'

youre a baby why you sleepin with people

HCNDMG NO LIKE

WE WERE ASLEEP

Who tryna play fort

sir i only lost my virginity this year.

CRAIG ???

im still a virgin

Oliver.

missed u

👀

It's been a day

okay

and

Is there a music bot in this server

music bots fucking suck just use plug dj

I think so

Idk I didn't see one in the chat

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Oh tits my bad

👌

Well I ain't a fucken regula

Regula shmegula

Who ya kidding

if my bf doesn’t call me soon i’m breaking one of my feet

why don't you call him

bc he might be in the lounge n i can’t call him when he’s in the lounge

my elderly dog ate a fucking hair and shes pooping it out and having a difficult time

this is so gross

Ew

My younger doggy is being very cute tho

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for cute boye

Carl

How dare you

me: I need hair bleach

Ulta employee: *hands me face lightening creme*

cant you just go to your local jew osco and get hair stuff