When the ban hammer hit his underdeveloped skull I wasnt there for him

damn

I failed as a father

Look how they massacred my boy

**D:**

Capital D colon indeed

Oh, I thought we were talking about onision himself, not the onion fan

ugh but imagine if people just collectively ignore him even when he does and says stupid shit

No

his popularity would dwindle significantly

Because we need content

idk bout you but i would prefer if he was offline

People are constantly fueling the fire to milk as much content as possible

And I like it

Because its entertainment

yeah

i know

Call onion a cuck once and you have a weeks worth of content

It's that easy

But he is a cuck

eh it just seems repetitive

Yeah that's the point

it is kinda boring and predictable tho

Again

That's the point

"oh wow look at what onision did for attention this week"

How about something new and fresh

"wow he was being a cuck"

T O I L E T L I C K E R

omg

Well yeah

hehe

And fucking a high quality sex doll in the same house as his child

I mean

yeah we all can collectively agree onision will be a shit dad

Onions a fucking gold mine

Pro tip: if ur gonna have children at all

DO NOT HAVE SEX TOYS

Do you actually think onision is gonna take care of that kid

No

His gonna dip as soon as possible and just dump it with his parents