Because its entertainment

yeah

i know

Call onion a cuck once and you have a weeks worth of content

It's that easy

But he is a cuck

eh it just seems repetitive

Yeah that's the point

it is kinda boring and predictable tho

Again

That's the point

"oh wow look at what onision did for attention this week"

How about something new and fresh

"wow he was being a cuck"

T O I L E T L I C K E R

omg

Well yeah

hehe

And fucking a high quality sex doll in the same house as his child

I mean

yeah we all can collectively agree onision will be a shit dad

Onions a fucking gold mine

Pro tip: if ur gonna have children at all

DO NOT HAVE SEX TOYS

Do you actually think onision is gonna take care of that kid

No

His gonna dip as soon as possible and just dump it with his parents

maybe his physical needs, food, shelter, etc

definately not emotional needs

Nah that's to much effort for big ol onion

Hes to busy responding to people on twitter

He’s gonna parade it around “look how generous and good hearted i am for doing basic human decency things for him that any proper parent would see as a banality”

yeah i have a friend who has a dad like that

Hes gonna use it to get some good publicity that's for sure

he isn't the best dad

yeah, Onision is the cockroach of the internet

Nah that's keem

or more like a stain that you can't get rid of

no matter what

Onion is the cockroaches excrement

Try food