I wanna cosplay obscure characters no ones gonna know

Why

because I ain't paying $25 for lotion

self checkout discount

Oof

Ppfff

Imagine needing lotion

Gross

lol

yea

who needs lotion

When I used to work retail I remember seeing some fat chick get caught by security because she tried to hide CDs in her tight shirt :/

Lol

You could clearly see the outline through her shirt

That bitch stupid

take care of your skin dummies

y'all gonna look 60 at 40

Buffalo Bill

Thats very minority of you @dani(el)

what is minority of me

Self checkout discount

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I'm going to look 30 when I'm 40

there's nothing whiter than stealing expensive skin care products

Walmart outsources to third world countries for child labor therefore I will apply my employee discount whenever I want

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I use lotion, I just dont steal it lol

I'm a chick, its what we do

Daniel is just a horrible person

I'm so evil for stealing lotion from Walmart

Nah just trashy lol

shopping at Walmart is trashy in the first place

I was teh cartpusher at walmart thatd take pics of license plates of minorities that didnt stop for their receipt check when asked

Send that shit to asset protection

Depends, if I need to grab advil I'll stop by because its 2 minutes from my house

lol they never ask for my receipt

And you're the reason why they should ask for a recipt

Teh whitest thing is getting minorities locked up

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no one cares about me stealing lotion

trust me lol