Or runny yolk on toast

but.....its beef bacon

Still looks like it'll have the teextuuure

beef is only good when half raw

Egg on toast is awesome

Yiss. I like yolks but the whites of egg bother me a bit

Fresh eggs are better

Storebought eggs kinda taste like farts

PPPFFF

Lol they taste fine to me

What works best to get facial swelling down? Warm or cold compresses?

Free range is slightly better. But home grown trumps all

Cut the skin and let out some blood

Organic eggs are terrible btw

Basically just means they keep it in a tiny cage and feed it specific food

Free range isn't *much* better. But it's a little better. They at least can walk around a little.

I can't wait till we're on property and have our own chickens again

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I think youre supposed to use cold

jfc lol

I just listened to my mom go on at length about how she blackmailed my dad after he cheated on her by keeping a hard drive that had incriminating evidence of him hacking satellites and shit in the 90's

She said he bought her a car after her's got repo'd because he wouldnt transfer the name so it could get payments, it was under his name but he asked her to pay for it. She didn't, cause wasn't under her name and they were divorced at this point. Eventually it broke down and she gave it away to some bums. Not a week later he calls her asking if she's made payments on it and she completely unashamed says "Nope". And then asked her where it is. And my dad is the type to be super polite when he's pissed, and just quietly seethe lol.

He actually tried to break into the house at one point to get the hard drive back, but she'd put it in storage under a friend's name.

We literally JUST got rid of it as we moved last winter. After like 16 years.

blackmailing........

He deserved it tbh

Cheated on my mom, then sold our house out from under us after he moved out. Not to mention that he cheated on her after being jealous she was spending so much time working on the animal shelter

Like bruh

Apparently he got a lot of letters basically saying to cease or desist or else pay large sum of money

boy

Sup virgins

sup scrub

Good day gamers

My laptop is gonna get delivered today

Which means that I can finally play some of dem good gaems

WHAT

I said gamer

Fuck you bot

Wat my ass

Eat*

Words, dont know how to use em