Message from @avocadopit

Discord ID: 615059398762430464


2019-08-25 05:01:51 UTC  

but this server is one of them

2019-08-25 05:14:40 UTC  

Damn
You right kat

2019-08-25 05:25:50 UTC  

pff

2019-08-25 05:28:54 UTC  

```Fucket then, for another pit sammich and some tater salad, Ill go a few moar```

2019-08-25 05:29:23 UTC  

$2.15

2019-08-25 05:30:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/228754920050786315/615055505513119756/beefbacon4.png

2019-08-25 05:32:20 UTC  

Yumyumyumyum

2019-08-25 05:32:34 UTC  

I see egg

2019-08-25 05:32:36 UTC  

I cum

2019-08-25 05:34:14 UTC  

tfw dont like eggs or bacon much

2019-08-25 05:34:19 UTC  

I'm a failure of a 'murican

2019-08-25 05:34:49 UTC  

I'll tolerate eggs if scrambled into lots of veggies

2019-08-25 05:34:58 UTC  

Or runny yolk on toast

2019-08-25 05:37:27 UTC  

but.....its beef bacon

2019-08-25 05:39:18 UTC  

Still looks like it'll have the teextuuure

2019-08-25 05:39:55 UTC  

beef is only good when half raw

2019-08-25 05:42:46 UTC  

Egg on toast is awesome

2019-08-25 05:44:19 UTC  

Yiss. I like yolks but the whites of egg bother me a bit

2019-08-25 05:44:27 UTC  

Fresh eggs are better

2019-08-25 05:44:39 UTC  

Storebought eggs kinda taste like farts

2019-08-25 05:46:27 UTC  

PPPFFF

2019-08-25 05:46:39 UTC  

Lol they taste fine to me

2019-08-25 05:52:58 UTC  

What works best to get facial swelling down? Warm or cold compresses?

2019-08-25 05:54:08 UTC  

Free range is slightly better. But home grown trumps all

2019-08-25 05:54:14 UTC  

Cut the skin and let out some blood

2019-08-25 05:54:21 UTC  

Organic eggs are terrible btw

2019-08-25 05:54:29 UTC  

Basically just means they keep it in a tiny cage and feed it specific food

2019-08-25 05:54:43 UTC  

Free range isn't *much* better. But it's a little better. They at least can walk around a little.

2019-08-25 05:54:57 UTC  

I can't wait till we're on property and have our own chickens again

2019-08-25 05:55:45 UTC  

o

2019-08-25 05:57:25 UTC  

I think youre supposed to use cold

2019-08-25 07:54:45 UTC  

jfc lol

2019-08-25 07:55:30 UTC  

I just listened to my mom go on at length about how she blackmailed my dad after he cheated on her by keeping a hard drive that had incriminating evidence of him hacking satellites and shit in the 90's

2019-08-25 07:57:34 UTC  

She said he bought her a car after her's got repo'd because he wouldnt transfer the name so it could get payments, it was under his name but he asked her to pay for it. She didn't, cause wasn't under her name and they were divorced at this point. Eventually it broke down and she gave it away to some bums. Not a week later he calls her asking if she's made payments on it and she completely unashamed says "Nope". And then asked her where it is. And my dad is the type to be super polite when he's pissed, and just quietly seethe lol.

2019-08-25 07:59:12 UTC  

He actually tried to break into the house at one point to get the hard drive back, but she'd put it in storage under a friend's name.

2019-08-25 07:59:27 UTC  

We literally JUST got rid of it as we moved last winter. After like 16 years.

2019-08-25 08:06:38 UTC  

blackmailing........

2019-08-25 08:09:29 UTC  

He deserved it tbh

2019-08-25 08:09:58 UTC  

Cheated on my mom, then sold our house out from under us after he moved out. Not to mention that he cheated on her after being jealous she was spending so much time working on the animal shelter

2019-08-25 08:10:00 UTC  

Like bruh

2019-08-25 08:19:15 UTC  

Apparently he got a lot of letters basically saying to cease or desist or else pay large sum of money