well, my autography would def go for more than onisions 😉

actually you might get a disease if you eat onisions

Lol would it @sleepyslayer

I hear it at least 2 times a week

i’ll get him to sign 2 things, eat one, and sell the other

don’t eat it

k ill just watch then

this chat

Honestly the worst day though

Now i wanna meet onion just so i can get his auto eat its stare deep into his eyes while eating it and screaming a pewdiepie song

lmao

YAAAASSS

k

Like I'm an adult so of course I couldn't start anything but I wanted to. Like I said universe was testing me

im gonna go see if any of my furry friends are online i guess

the universe hands over a state test

call him greggypoo as you eat his john hancock

Oof

MOON NO

MOON YES

Yuuuus

I will stream it on instagram

yum

I approve of this

follow him around and slip small things into his basket

Lol

lmao

Slip small but expensive things into the basket

pack of gum, a movie, a blender, someone’s baby

A baby-

Just start screaming bish lasagna

A baby

The baby would cry though

Loool

Omg

yea which would then alert the cops

omg you planned everything ahead

He would let the baby sit in a dirty diaper for days before changing it

Oh god

I lowkey think he is a Sociopath

he is