Message from @Shattered

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2019-09-17 06:04:53 UTC  

**oh fuck**

2019-09-17 06:04:55 UTC  

uh

2019-09-17 06:04:56 UTC  

UH

2019-09-17 06:04:57 UTC  

UH

2019-09-17 06:07:55 UTC  

it was like "why you seeing this chick!?!??!?!, you barely know her, why don't you date someone local?!?! 45 minutes is too far to be driving out to a farm and then back in the city !!!"

2019-09-17 06:08:33 UTC  

this was one time, so I could pick her up and watch ready player one

2019-09-17 06:08:56 UTC  

me and her broke up in june , left on good terms

2019-09-17 06:10:22 UTC  

him trying to prevent me from going that one time almost ruined some things

2019-09-17 06:15:23 UTC  

And I've known this person for 10 years

2019-09-17 06:16:42 UTC  

holy shit

2019-09-17 06:17:25 UTC  

We're still good friends

2019-09-17 06:17:30 UTC  

that’s good

2019-09-17 06:17:39 UTC  

I had to explain to him what was going on just to calm him down

2019-09-17 06:17:45 UTC  

the texts i sent in pic channel are from my ex

2019-09-17 06:17:52 UTC  

He's actually very geographically restrictive on me though

2019-09-17 06:18:01 UTC  

he’s still stupid as shit, but that’s my humor

2019-09-17 06:18:08 UTC  

Like he'll keep everything in the six-block radius. Like he's down the street from the Subway restaurant

2019-09-17 06:18:19 UTC  

what in the world

2019-09-17 06:19:38 UTC  

True story. He once was like. " I'll go on vacation with you but it has to be anywhere in the province of Saskatchewan ( in Canada), if you try to take me outside of the province I will lose my shit"

2019-09-17 06:20:41 UTC  

So I wanted to do an experiment with him. Take him to a border city the, stick his head on one side of the border and then the rest of his body on the other side. Just to make him emotionally confused for no reason

2019-09-17 06:20:57 UTC  

sounds crazy

2019-09-17 06:21:56 UTC  

I would love to record that just to see his reaction though

2019-09-17 06:22:29 UTC  

So it has to be anywhere within the rectangle in central canada

2019-09-17 06:24:00 UTC  

It's not like you need a passport when you leave a certain province in Canada. Similar to jumping from state to state. But he treats it like that

2019-09-17 06:26:32 UTC  

would just ask him if he thinks thats healthy behavior

2019-09-17 06:27:28 UTC  

Yeah. I'm going to try and convince him to go on vacation with me some time in the future which is incredibly difficult. He's not used to change.

2019-09-17 06:32:34 UTC  

Especially when I've known him for 10 years

2019-09-17 06:38:52 UTC  

So if I go on a date with somebody that's in a long distance relationship. and I have to go drive out to go see them. I'm not going to tell him next time

2019-09-17 06:49:04 UTC  

Yes I am single

2019-09-17 06:57:32 UTC  

🐣

2019-09-17 07:00:17 UTC  

ay lmao

2019-09-17 07:07:54 UTC  

ahhhhha

2019-09-17 07:13:27 UTC  

I can't drink in front of him either that often. Even though it's just one drink over the course of two hours

2019-09-17 07:18:47 UTC  

Even if it's over a movie

2019-09-17 07:28:38 UTC  

We got a movie theater that opened up a while back that serves alcohol and decent food during the show

2019-09-17 07:28:59 UTC  

I finally got server folders on mobile

2019-09-17 07:29:05 UTC  

I like it <:mlgdoge:280634772307443714>

2019-09-17 08:52:07 UTC  

Let's all get offended by the most mundane things

2019-09-17 08:53:56 UTC  

@in92days HOW DARE YOU

2019-09-17 08:54:36 UTC  

Like how our coffee is

2019-09-17 08:55:44 UTC  

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