i’m pissed at my work rn

they *know* there’s a flash flood warning, but they won’t close

This Is America

Fuck

Yes

Job offer

1000 a week WITH TAXES

what

Hey there.

Whassup

1000

A

Week

With taxes

I have whisper on my phone and I’m highly considering deleting it; the only group I follow is sexual confessions, but half the notifications I get for it are goddamn booty calls

gross

whisper is stupid

it really is

I’m at a concert and one of the violinists has a thick ass

Help

ppl on whisper be like: “my secret is.... this is me.... 😔” then have a selfie

that doesn’t seem like a problem

i got paid today and i’m finna spend it all on useless nonsense

do i need yet another iced coffee? no. but i have my card and i know my pin, so

I am getting some jack daniels tonight

👌🏻

@ekkimana get that ass

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I have returned to lurk

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henlo hoomans

(. ) ( .)

Hello

<3

Hi

hey i gtg to work, someone dm me or mention me in memes so i can look at them on my break, thanks guys uwu

Ok

Hey

Pp

Hello

Good morning