Message from @oberon.greenhaze.

Discord ID: 628897680290086942


2019-10-02 09:48:18 UTC  

Anyway. Onto lighter topics!

2019-10-02 09:48:33 UTC  

A long time ago, a video called crow finger was released on youtube

2019-10-02 09:48:39 UTC  

I probably wont watch daniels stuff

2019-10-02 09:48:52 UTC  

It was a crow, making weird noises as it tried to eat a guys finger.

2019-10-02 09:49:08 UTC  

That sounds nice

2019-10-02 09:49:17 UTC  

I took the audio and replaced a machine guns firing with it.

2019-10-02 09:49:39 UTC  

It's called 'Crow Gun'

2019-10-02 09:49:44 UTC  

It's on youtube

2019-10-02 09:49:53 UTC  

Holy fuck those are a lot of words

2019-10-02 09:50:05 UTC  

My brain wasnt ready

2019-10-02 09:50:07 UTC  

I type a lot when I'm not trying to whore myself out.

2019-10-02 09:50:25 UTC  

<:feels:280645240572870656>

2019-10-02 09:51:54 UTC  

Wow my video is like, almost all the way down the search page.

2019-10-02 10:01:51 UTC  

i think onion is literally a fat stupid cunt with as many active brain cells as a baby conceived in chernobyl

2019-10-02 10:02:39 UTC  

Wow. And I thought I had autism before.

2019-10-02 10:03:11 UTC  

Holy shit my brain just died.

2019-10-02 10:04:37 UTC  

Peabody is bullying me for having a bigger dick than him.

2019-10-02 10:05:04 UTC  

I wouldn't stoop to calling Greg petty insults. But I can attest that his actions are foolhardy, disgusting, and telltale of a man suffering from an intense ego and predatorial lifestyle that preys on those who are vulnerable and submissive.

2019-10-02 10:05:52 UTC  

If you guys are gonna argue about dick sizes, you may as well just cut the shit and fucking kiss. Can't get any gayer than it is rn.

2019-10-02 10:07:01 UTC  

Woosh you now have smol penor

2019-10-02 10:14:51 UTC  

^^ big gay

2019-10-02 10:18:08 UTC  

Enlarged homosexual

2019-10-02 10:20:16 UTC  

Precisely

2019-10-02 10:32:06 UTC  

Comrade Tracer was infected by the gay furry virus

2019-10-02 10:32:14 UTC  

What a loss

2019-10-02 10:33:21 UTC  

Penor

2019-10-02 10:34:47 UTC  

I'm still a pretty damn good HOI4 general

2019-10-02 10:35:04 UTC  

I’m bad at HoI4 :/

2019-10-02 10:35:12 UTC  

What do you mean

2019-10-02 10:35:22 UTC  

Germany os funking OP I always lose to them

2019-10-02 10:35:32 UTC  

What do you play as

2019-10-02 10:35:42 UTC  

I don’t understand how they have such strong units and they are seemingly infinite

2019-10-02 10:35:58 UTC  

You playing Vanilla?

2019-10-02 10:36:13 UTC  

Even pumping out tank units like no tomorrow they roll over my front line

2019-10-02 10:36:21 UTC  

Russia of course.

2019-10-02 10:36:26 UTC  

Okay

2019-10-02 10:39:49 UTC  

Well. The Germans are gonna pound your dick in constantly by default unless you railroad them. Historically, and by proxy, game mechanically, the Germans would be trained, well equipped, battle hardened, and zealous. The Russians stand barely a chance by default.

You have to either concede to the historical accuracy and play by historical tactics, or you have to employ your own.

The advantages of the Soviet Union are as true in real life as the game. You take Berlin, Germany falls. If Moscow is taken, the Soviets would only fight harder.

With having the most land, you can trade your land for casualties and pull back long enough to steamroll the germans later on in the war.

2019-10-02 10:40:51 UTC  

Early war success is like bathing in razor blades if you're soviet

2019-10-02 10:41:00 UTC  

Well that’s the thing they have way more tank divisions then they had historically

2019-10-02 10:42:26 UTC  

If that happens to be the case, you'll have to use your available units to your advantage. Create hardpoints on the map and make the most of soft and hard attacks.

2019-10-02 10:42:27 UTC  

I wanted to try a tactic of attacking Germany as quickly as possible so that that the front line would be smaller and the Axis wouldn’t be developed yet